He is the boss guy who sends waves of varying atrocities against you, starting with killer robots and genetically enhanced killer dogs.
He’s waiting for you with in a giant mech suit that keeps losing pieces, becoming an increasingly smaller mech suit.
You can do this.
How can you be that rich and not aware of what a dork you look like? At least Elon puts a blazer on sometimes.
Did everyone forget about his introduction to the national stage 10 years ago? He is the living embodiment of dweeb.
That was my first thought. How can anyone take one look at this guy and think it’s a good idea to give him your money?
pretty sure it’s by design. in his natural state he’d probably look bland and soulless like Zuckerberg. but some clever PR people made him wear slippers and reddit shirts and a gross goatee so millennials will look at him and go “he’s just a harmless dweeb, just like us”
“he’s just a harmless dweeb, just like us”
That would have worked like circa 2010 but everyone fucking hates nerds now because destroying our planet. Maybe his PR team are a bunch of reddit millennial hanger-ons.
I’d say it’s still a purposeful effort to make him look more human, a “wacky eccentric” “outside of the establishment” “probably too smart to care about appearances” rather than looking like a stereotypical evil tech oligarch in a standard male haircut and office shirt + hiking vest
everyone who isn’t a blood-and-money-sucking capitalist.
If nothing else, the fucking facial hair! He looks like a dude who works in a porn shop.
I get why some billionaires dress like dweebs because they just wants to wear what’s comfortable don’t give a fuck, but he has to actually sculpt that goatee thing. Plus the guy has the money for a barber, a good barber too.
Alex Karp is constantly speed twitching and talking about murdering people, this guy is downright cool and fun in comparison
Hope one gets a good
on him.He’s conceiving the dogs?
genetically enhancing his dog, but legally
naw thats ricky from trailer park boys.
Right after he gave up weed and alchohol, and switched to eastern orthodoxy and snorting gas station 7-OH
just buy a mountain lair and put sharks with laser beams on their heads into a pool, why are these losers so devoid of whimsy with all their money?
The mountain lairs all float now.
K9 units when the K10 unit walks in
Look what they have to do to imitate a fraction of our antifa supersoldier dogs’ power.
Need a Kim Yo Jong emoji, wielding a stick to beat rabid dogs to death with
It sounds more like metal gear tbh
