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Honestly, child me would be so upset to find out that now I have a job and some level of disposable income I am not buying the daggers and swords from the gas stop.
“They have a Glamdrung replica, don’t you want to be like Gandalf?”
My inner child keeps nagging me to buy a real sword, which I have absolutely no use or room for.
use it to attract and befriend a variety of sword lesbians
Hang it on your wall.
Dude truck stops have some crazy shit sometimes. I went to one with katanas, giant velvet tapestries of tigers, statues that look like 3D renderings of Frank Frazetta paintings.
I think all truckers want to be Conan.
Those are all the perfect items to furnish a long haul trucker’s sleeper cab.
Honestly, yeah. If I have to be stuck sleeping in a metal box in Midwest parking lots for days on end I’m decorating that box to look like a fucking Castle Rat concert.
Turn off the lights, turn on the fog machine and strobe light, ready for bed
Sounds lovely. Throw some candles in there.
Castle Rat
Gotta decorate your truck cab somehow
The midwest has the most high-level monsters outside the town gates, so naturally their merchants accumulate artifacts adventurers have foolishly failed to cast identify on
blue chew dagger, +5 hardness
the RPG supplies part of the store, for the heroes on cool adventures
fyi they usually have terrible stats, just pick them up if you want to unlock the skin
Broke my mind a little bit when I found out why so many gas stations carry shoelaces
Why’s that?
I will never elaborate
Please elaborate
i don’t think I’ve ever seen shoelaces at a gas station.
Care to explain?
Shoes
Woagh… thats so far out… I never even thought about that.
The good old flea market special, where you buy literal Dark Souls weapons
So… Is the blade the dragon’s dick?
music make you lose control
But have they heard about cum?!
