- cross-posted to:
- antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

Love Phteven
My wife and I laughed at this for literal days like a decade ago.

Looks like an album cover.
Anal bum cover will keep the farts in.

No need, I have bugs in my house to look at
I saw a very cool spider today
spider spoiler tag for the arachnophobic ^ - ^
Tap for spoiler
spider spider!

that is a very cool spider :)
thank ya! :3
It’s okay, I have bugs in my code to look at. 🥲
Sometimes its fun to keep them around, its like gathering bug-friends irl!

I thought I’d have something older but here we are

is that supposed to look like brown sugar frosted mini wheats or am I just stoned
Both can be true. Though I think the norm back then was more “giant earthen pots of room-temperature beer.”
Ohh! Wait, you’ve never seen the Ea-Nasir memes before?
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints.
When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen.
Tumblr found this and decided to immortalize this asshole in memes.
Had to fix a bit of this:
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints. When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen. But the most important thing everyone needs to consider though, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
I have seen them! I was just stoned 😅
😄Well, glad you were having a good time. Roll one for those of us in the prohibition states. 🌲
idk are your brown sugar frosted mini wheats made with inferior copper and when you tried to return them your servant was insulted?
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
right? like I swear sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
“If you want it, take it. If you don’t want to take it, go away!” 💅


















