Stop trying to make ketch happen. It’s not going to happen.

They’re deciding if you’ve been naut-y enough to join.

You probably haven’t heard “X-it” because everyone still calls it Twitter.

Chicken thoughts is a great webcomic. I don’t own a bird and thanks to chicken thoughts I never will.

I had never thought about doing this until now, and now it’s all that I can think about.

When Mark Cuban is going on TV as a campaign surrogate, and announcew how great it is that she won’t tax unrealized capital gains for the uber wealthy…

I need to sign up for in home delivery again. Thanks for the reminder.

Sir, this is a !theonion@midwest.social.

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I’m sorry this happened. I’m concerned that further deregulation and dismantling of consumer or protections will make this even worse.

They’ll be “detained” in for profit prisons and then under the federal prisoner labor program they’ll get paid 10 cents an hour to do the same work. The detention will end up becoming indefinite and private corps will reap the profits of modern-day slavery on a bigger scale than they already do from our (disproportionately) large incarcerated population.

The Trude Abides

Nice to see this from a major US ally. I hope more nations take Canada’s example.

If not friend, why friend shaped?

So it’s a Captain Planet villain, but dumb.

“AI is woke.”

“It wasn’t us, it was the contractors.”

It seems impossible to share these facts without being told (and even feeling myself) like I’m saying there’s a Jewish conspiracy to control the media. And I know that isn’t accurate, but it feels close enough to that.

Steamed ANDs

Dave Chappelle character scratching his neck: “y’all got any more of that FDI…?”

The UN is also Hamas /s