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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days ago

dating tips

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dating tips

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days ago
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  • IpsumLauren@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Amazingly, the answer to #5 is yes!

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      29 days ago

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        29 days ago

        what’s the original?

        • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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          29 days ago

    • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      WSL?

      • everett@lemmy.ml
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        29 days ago

        No/F/Cali

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        29 days ago

        Yes/F/Cali

        • darvocet@infosec.pub
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          29 days ago

          Heyy what r u upto? Pm?

          • tetris11@feddit.uk
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            29 days ago

            I’m good yea, but nah not a Pm yet just a high ranking MP. You?

            • darvocet@infosec.pub
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              29 days ago

              I’m King Charles.

              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                29 days ago

                I’m Spartacus

                • LostCarcosan@lemmy.today
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                  29 days ago

                  I am Spartacus!

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      I have tried it and its not bad either.

      • HairyHarry@lemmy.world
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        I installed WSL, to install Ubuntu, to install Hackintosh, so I could VNC my self into it on my work laptop for testing apps on it.

        So yeah, not bad.

        • morto@piefed.social
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          29 days ago

          Makes me remember that old meme about being able to play mario bros inside another mario game inside another, inside another emulator inside linux inside the matrix

  • heliotrope@slrpnk.net
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    29 days ago
    1. Terrible choice, but if it works for you…
    2. For some use-cases, sure.
    3. wine program.exe
    4. “Then what have I been playing Pong on all this time?”
    5. It is, actually. WSL isn’t “proper” Linux, but it’s there!
    6. Yeah, imagine…
    • tengkuizdihar@programming.dev
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      29 days ago

      wow this post works!

  • rmuk@feddit.uk
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    29 days ago

    For three, say “command prompt” instead.

    In fairness, several major distros are available on the Microsoft store.

  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social
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    29 days ago

    Is Proton a Debian-based distro?

    Why use Wine? All it does is emulate Windows.

    WSL invalidates Linux’s existence.

    Linus is the Colonel of Linux.

    • Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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      29 days ago

      Linus is the Colonel of Linux.

      Love it

  • archchan@lemmy.ml
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    29 days ago

    Fuck you. Take my upvote.

  • threeonefour@piefed.ca
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    29 days ago

    Ugh you don’t need to write 30 million lines of code to install a browser. You need to compile 30 million lines of code to install a browser. 🙄

    • tordenflesk@lemmy.world
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      You get to compile 30 million lines of code to install a browser. :)

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    29 days ago

    fuck just kill me while you’re at it…

  • TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world
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    How to piss off a Linux guy in 3 steps:

    Step 1: Use Windows

    Step 2: Encounter a computer problem and ask the Linux guy for a solution.

    Step 3: When they say they don’t know Windows, mock them for being so stupid despite staying in the terminal playing pretend hackerman all day.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      I legitimately don’t know how to administer a Windows system anymore.

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        29 days ago

        Just tell them to ask Copilot to fix it

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    29 days ago
    1. Best of luck with that
    2. If it works for you then great, that’s the power of freedom/choice
    3. Get good
    4. Used to be true but nope.
    5. I Don’t know and don’t care.
    6. That’s not code, it’s a progress bar, but better.
  • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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    29 days ago

    #6 fuckin sent me lol

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    You can always tell a Linux user by the body order. Oh and they’re all hackers and on a government watchlist.

    Edit: odor, not order

    • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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      Excuse you. I’m on a government watch list for entirely different reasons. I am not a hacker.

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        Damn, you’re a furry, huh?

  • ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world
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    Someone just give this guy a big thumbs up and go back to ignoring him

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    You forgot: “Why do you have to recompile the kernel all the time?”

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    “I’m also into linux, so I got a chromebook”

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    My dating tip?

    YY/MM/DD

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      No love for YYYY-MM-DD?

      If you see a date in that format, it’s pretty unambiguous.

      • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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        You’re right. I literally forgot the first two Y. Or rather I assumed they were implied.

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        Also great for naming files in the filesystem, and thereby giving it both context and a sorting space.

        I started doing so in my company on the shared network space years ago, and many colleagues have started using this as well.

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      iso 8601 or get out

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      See, my dating tip is the exact opposite.

      DD/MM/YY

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        The worst date format. Even worse than Americans mm dd yy

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          Might I suggest Y/MM/DD/YYY ?

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            Thanks, but Y/M/DD/M/YYY already does it just fine for me

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          Days are shorter than months, which are shorter than years.

          Makes sense to go with smallest to largest.

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            But this would lead to files from the first of any month and any year to be bunched together.

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            It might make sense but that doesn’t make it better

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            Ah, but the month number set is smaller than the day number set. It makes just as much sense to order by sets.

            Plus, starting with the month gives you time to remember what day it is without having to sit there awkwardly.

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          salty murican detector going offf

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