I declared it so y’all can’t take it away from me.
Currently not offering trips but if you get there you can get a temp camping allowance from me.
I will not answer any questions about what I intend to use the Moon for.
I will also not sign the Moon treaty.
I DON’T CARE WHO OWNS IT, I’M STILL GONNA PISS ON ITEarth if it were written by a good author:
The world is holding a martial arts tournament to decide who owns the moon
So basically Tekken?
Maybe more Mortal Kombat
Wait, Outworld is gonna be in this fight?
I’m out
All I can do is slide kicks, I ain’t fighting no Tarkatan warrior with blades coming out of his arms
Shit you can slide kick? Thats rad, last time I tried i just ended up hurting myself, and all the ninjas watching me laughed and said im too weak to enter the tournament
Yeah, you just crouch and go
Pssst you forgot LK at end there champ
Ah fuck i’m gonna die
You gotta at least be able to transform into a dragon and bite people in half.
Not what I meant when I said that I eat ass
You don’t own shit. I bet you ain’t even nocturnal
I am, depending on your timezone
You gotta end the message with “Thank you for the attention to this matter”. How are we to know it’s official otherwise? Also sprinkle some “officially” in there I guess, gotta give it more oomph
I’m nothing like Trump, so I won’t thank you for your attention.
I’m worse.
I assume I have your attention unconditionally. I am above all of you ants.
If thou hast to question the legitimacy of mine communication, then fear the wrath of the prime being.
um actually depending on the time of day, you’re under some of us ants 🤓
energy. Love it
I have it on good authority that the moon is both made of cheese and also there is a kingdom of magical rabbits there who pound mochi.
Does your ownership of our only natural satellite necessitate the evacuation of the moon rabbits
Be rest assured moon cheese and all native flora and fauna are safe
okay. but don’t be doing any bs with it
no promises
protracted moon peoples land war it is
It’s complete, ratified, and bindingthat’s only allowed if you’re sapphic, i didn’t make the rules
