I declared it so y’all can’t take it away from me.
Currently not offering trips but if you get there you can get a temp camping allowance from me.
I will not answer any questions about what I intend to use the Moon for.
I will also not sign the Moon treaty.
I have it on good authority that the moon is both made of cheese and also there is a kingdom of magical rabbits there who pound mochi.
Does your ownership of our only natural satellite necessitate the evacuation of the moon rabbits
Be rest assured moon cheese and all native flora and fauna are safe