It’s everything. I bounced off cos it was said there’s lots of random side stuff and usually I hate that but even the fucking squatting mini game is fun. Everything about this game is perfect, combat is addictive, mini games are all solid, it’s camp and goofy as all hell, characters are baller, cutscenes are baller.
For someone who never really jived with the original this really lets me appreciate what it had going on by wrapping it in a genuinely fun experience that just doesn’t seem to get boring or even stumble in pacing.


I tried getting into this game, but I couldn’t. I got the original on android and lost interest, sadly.
I swear, if I said I liked cumming a nonhexbear/.ml/dbzero lemmy user will be like cumming is awful could never get into it.
i could be the hexbear user to tell you i don’t like ff games if you want
Me neither tbh, but ff7 remake is that exception for me
i’m just generally not a turn-based guy, it’s possible i’d enjoy the more actiony later ones but atm i’ve only enjoyed the mmos and dissidia
That’s fair. I really wanted to like it. It kept showing up on my YouTube recommendations.
Sorry, I was trying to be stupid, no ill will intended lol
The OG on android? Probably not the best platform to play it on.
May I suggest watching the Team Four Star parody on Youtube?
It’s goofy, smart, and gets the genuine bits of the story made with a lot of heart. It isn’t cannon but it might as well be.
Yeah, I wasn’t going to buy a new platform just for this. The good news is that gamepads are supported on android. Spanish is supported, too.