Ick! It just feels crappy and bad and cheap. Plastic things make creaky noises and fall apart, and they feel bad to interact with. Idk if it’s a sensory thing or I’m just an asshole, but I fully believe that under FALGSC I would never have to touch this shit.
They don’t make glass and metal TV remotes or game controllers. I can never replace my Kindle Oasis because every other e-reader is made of the cheapest, worst plastic.
How can I just …not have to touch plastic anymore?


Sometimes I think about how when I die, my oily bits might slowly descend into the earth and crushed over millions of years and someone will pump me out and turn me into plastic. I know this isn’t actually how it works, but I’m still worried about it.
Apparently you are already breathing out plastic as we speak so do with that info what you will.
The monomer, not a polymer.