I also keep post-it notes of things I shouldn’t forget on my work phone.
imagine getting a job and everyone is sucking your metaphorical dick
It is common in dementia care to label things to help the patient remember.
That’s why it’s such a mean prank to replace the “landline phone” label with the “The President” one.
Things will be squirrely and dangerous if the engraved words “STRONG AND POWERFUL” appear on his Diet Coke call box.
It’s such a fucking “idiocracy” situation. I think so many of us (rightly) get horrified by the most brutal outcomes of capitalism, but it is also shocking how dumb these people are, and how proud they are of it.
These people should be bumbling around a small town with free housing and healthcare, not in charge of nukes.
Is that a Palm Pilot?
Part bribe, part decoy style. I doubt it’s online.
For anybody who doesn’t know - the wooden box has the red “diet coke” button.
Looks like something my grandma would order from an infomercial.
I really miss Nitter sites. Fuck. - https://x.com/kaitlancollins/status/2095223897012478122
If I become US president we’re replacing it with a Dr. Pepper button. We only drink BDS compliant poison in my White House(We’re also repainting it, no more KKKraKKKa HHouSSe. Not sure what color(s) though.)
Wow look at you with your fancy name brand syrup water
I only drink storebrand knockoff dr pepper
