It was me. I did it. Everyone is probably curious as to why, where ive been, all that stuff, so if you’ve got any questions shoot away! (Pun intended!)
Are the Dulles brothers and Bush Snr cool guys to hang put with?
Never met em
What was it like losing an election to Bill Clinton?
When Megadeth used a sample of your “read my lips, no new taxes” speech, was that more of a high point, a low point, or just kind of mid?
Was Barbara really an even bigger Throat GOAT than Nancy?
I think you have me mixed up with a different guy
Your dry-drunk evangelical failure of a son did 9/11 and dodged a shoe
hi big fan of your work
when can we expect a sequel?
Tomorrow.
it’s still very funny to me that we got Second Thought to do an AMA and that has been the only really notable post from this community.
anyways reported for no proof i hope Awoo bans your ass!!!
You dont know what you’re meddling with here
You’re a damn liar! I helped Oswald cook up that scheme on a bus ride to Mexico after Richard Fariña’s wedding!
And he missed. You think there arent backup plans?
Let me get this right: You’re saying you’re a better shot than both Oswald and Thompson?
Not at all. I was just really close to the target.
Did you accidentally shoot him?
Nope
Did you know they wrote a song about you? “Hey Man Nice Shot”
[CW: suicide] The song is actually about a suicide that happened live during a press conference.
The song was written about the public suicide of State Treasurer of Pennsylvania R. Budd Dwyer on January 22, 1987, in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Dwyer had been convicted of bribery charges in December 1986, and was expected to receive a lengthy sentence from U.S. District Court Judge Malcolm Muir. Professing his innocence and decrying the legal system, Dwyer shot and killed himself with a .357 Magnum revolver during a televised press conference.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Of course. I wrote it.
If jfk was a hog
was it really 11 miles an hour?
The bullet was a lot faster than that.
what’s for dinner?
Chilli.
thanks
Beans or no beans?
One single bean
What did it smell like on the gassy gnoll?
I would imagine gassy but I wasn’t there
Do i need to do anything to prepare my septic system for winter?
You said ask anything.
Yes you do need to do things to prepare. I dont know what those things are.
Did you kill the deputy; Roger D. Craig?
I only bought one bullet
So you could not have shot no deputy!
It’s how I got away, my gun was empty. Someone who was gonna shoot the president would bring more than just one bullet.
Everyone is probably curious as to why
I’ll bite. Why’d you do it?
I was told that if you kill the president you get to be president
Was the one who told you that, by any chance, a talking dog named Benji you found on your doorstep?
Of course
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I knew it.Did you get the newtype sound effect when you got him in your sights?
Yes but it came from a guy selling hotdogs in the crowd
Was it like communist killed him, CIA killed him, or Israel killed him?
I killed him. Right there in the title
Pull out illustrated diagram explaining the differences between different styles of political violence
They laugh and say “It’s a good assassination, sir”
Look inside
It’s CIA
I never worked for those guys. Too strict of a dress code. Im a sandals and socks guy
Ur CIA
They wanted to recruit me after but I wasn’t at the time
