Sampson

Chubs

Rotundus

Billiam

Will for short

I did a reverse image search. The following is not about that cat but we can pretend that it is.

For our first confirmed record of a cat in Japan—where we can confidently set a stake in the timeline and say “Yes! This is unquestionably a cat!”—we must turn the dusty pages of an ancient diary. On March 11, 889 CE, 22-year-old Emperor Uda wrote:

On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwashi. The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun.

I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds.

By nature, it likes to stalk birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/japans-love-hate-relationship-with-cats-180975764/

MAURICE

Worton the Undeniable

Galactus if they’re indoor, Infernus if they’re outdoor

scronkus

Bruno

Stove

Yeah, i like that. Please is a good name. Its a pleasing cat, and you get to make pleased to meet you jokes.

Looking like GREGOR the chonker cat

glorpbert

thunder