Im very cool and normal
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen dirt owl?
However much speed you can throw John Cleese at
How did you come to adore owls and fowls?
Losten listen lusten
Owls are like if you combined birds and cats. They’re also very stupid. You think they’re dignified but they’re stupid. They are gross and dorky and burp pellets. I love them.
They are gross and dorky and burp pellets.
they’re fowl creatures
does P = NP?
Does pipis=nonpipis?
Are you or have you ever been a member of the Hexbear community?
Isn’t that a podcast?
Like the drug lord?
Hexochaptrap.
Huh?
Huh? HUH?!
WHAT DOES THAT WORD MEAN? I don’t get it!!
You’re not actually an owl are you?
I am the owl in the heart of the people. The hooting fool that tells you to be cringe.
cats or dogs?
Oh no my post is breaching containment.
damn, I didn’t see it. Great post. Made me mad
Cats
Correct.
Which of these two doors leads to safety and which one leads to certain doom? 🚪 🚪
Left dooor pls
There is a goat behind the door in the middle Would you like to reconsider?
No I like goats, can I take it on fun adventures?
Yes, good choice
why are you gay
Because I can’t stop smoochin’ baddies
If you could change π to be 3 would you do it?
The π is stored in the 3
I would but I’m scared to break the laws of physics. Last time I did that I accidentally created delta-p (penis)
What does a boobie feel like? I’m afraid to touch myself or my partner, and you seem like you might be a sex haver.
Oh right me am lots of the sex
I fogort the question
Hey, how’s it going?
Alright I’m a little upset that the world is burning but I’m surviving best I can
I get it, i’m having a touch of insomnia after I went on an unintended caffeine break for a week and then drank a couple of mountain dews, not realizing what would happen
Sometimes, this is what life is
Being awake and seeing the sunrise is a nice little result though, usually i’m waking up too late or i’m too busy to appreciate it, but today, it’s just really nice
Caffine is my bane. I need to give it up
Yeah, it was nice being able to sleep regularly for a while
My suggestion is to ease off of it slowly
Try to do it all at once will give you the meanest headache
Ooooh so thats what that headache is
Oh yeah
It doesn’t help that a lot of headache pills actually have caffeine in them to both make it get into the bloodstream faster and also to settle caffeine withdrawal headaches
Turns out a lot of headaches are just caused by caffeine withdrawal
Caffeine actually does that for people?
not if you regularly consume it. i’ve both had it pep me up and put me to sleep though, brain chemistry is fun.
I’m actually pretty caffeine sensitive
A single coffee is usually enough to keep me awake and alert for 4 to 6 hours
Tell us about a good meal that you ate sometime this week
In made a portabello mushroom pizza that was pretty ok
What the number on the back of your credit card?
67
Wait that didn’t work it wants 3 digits. Can you double check?
Did you tell your card you love it and give it a smooch?
Well it’s your card and it’s kinda sticky, stuck to the table
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can I have a cookie and juice
Of course you can. I’m not a monster
The cookies are made of dort
That’s bad
What’s the best game on the Sega Mega Drive aka the objectively worse name Genesis?
I’ll accept answers other than Gunstar Heroes, even though they’re wrong.
Ristar and Pulseman are the best Sega Mega Drive games, the worst is Lawnmower man
I’m also a big fan of Sonic 3 & Knuckles but I feel that’s too obvious an answer
Fuck I love Gunstar Heroes though, except the space stage. Fuck the space stage.
