• Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 days ago

    Death is too good of a prospect to these people. Jeff Bezos should work a 9 to 5 retail job while paying rent for 60% of his wage until he gets to a billion or dies, whatever comes faster.

    Another option is just using them to build railways or some other manual labor for them to repay their damage.

    • distal@lemmy.ml
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      7 days ago

      I am for this. After the revolution we will turn Japan, Sweden and Germany into penal colonies where these people can live in capitalism for eternity once we get a hang of the immortality thing.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        8 days ago

        Yeah, but look at those guys

        They’ve got no fat on them, they’re gonna be tough and stringy if we roast them

        And who has time to braise 160 pounds of billionaire these days?

        • ryepunk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          8 days ago

          We must do to them what Zuckerberg is doing to his cattle. He exclusively feeds them macadamia nuts because he wants like superior beef so he is basically spending a small fortune shipping enough macadamia nuts to feed his cattle in Hawaii so that he can only eat the finest cuts of beef.

          I don’t think there is a punishment strong enough to inflict upon these monsters.