• FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 days ago

    Yeah, but look at those guys

    They’ve got no fat on them, they’re gonna be tough and stringy if we roast them

    And who has time to braise 160 pounds of billionaire these days?

    • ryepunk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      8 days ago

      We must do to them what Zuckerberg is doing to his cattle. He exclusively feeds them macadamia nuts because he wants like superior beef so he is basically spending a small fortune shipping enough macadamia nuts to feed his cattle in Hawaii so that he can only eat the finest cuts of beef.

      I don’t think there is a punishment strong enough to inflict upon these monsters.