After trade negotiations broke down between the two countries last weekend, Mark Carney, the Canadian prime minister, vowed to match US tariffs “dollar for dollar” and unveiled a list of nearly 900 American goods that will face 25% to 50% tariffs starting on 8 September.
Paper products are among the hardest-hit sectors, with Canada threatening to put tariffs of between 25% and 50% on “toilet paper or face tissue stock” from 8 September in retaliation for a 50% hike from Washington DC.
Though American toilet paper and tissues are often made domestically, they heavily rely on lumber-rich Canada for raw materials. Procter & Gamble, the owner of Charmin toilet paper, said last year that it would have to increase prices amid tariffs that were in place at the time.
born to shit, can’t even wipe. or something
Bidet users stay winning
I feel like I still need like 2 or 3 to dry off afterwards
I just drip dry for a minute or two, usually does the trick
Another communist attack on the productivity of our great nation
Same, I also time my poos around when I shower, can just jump right in after dripping for a bit no harm done
Washable hand towels can work for some people
some people
I’m thinking about when it can’t but the mental image that I get isn’t very sanitary to put in mild terms.
Yeah lol that’s why I hedged my language a bit, some people find it unsavory
Assuming the bidet does its job and you aren’t reusing towels before washing them, it’s fine.
facts
but… don’t you wipe first? i do
Maybe after, not first
that was one of the first rules we laid down after getting the bidet… wipe first otherwise you’re likely to make a nasty mess
How? All the magic happens inside the bowl.
Nice timing, right when there’s a epidemic of explosive diarrhea
We had these problems with covid and now they’re back, the national nightmare of doo doo ass shitting?!
That picture of of the proud doo doo ass boys in DC is relevant.
This really needs to be an emoji
Chinese EVs and Malaysian ass hoses let’s go
2 Poor 2 Wipe
The poopification of America continues
wiping is woke
Once the toilet paper scalping begins it’s officially a crisis
“Toilet paper shortages” is one of the most widespread anticommunist slogan in Poland, now it’s yet another scratch on the projection list.
gadamit… now there’s not gonna be any at Costco again for like 3 months
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
