After trade negotiations broke down between the two countries last weekend, Mark Carney, the Canadian prime minister, vowed to match US tariffs “dollar for dollar” and unveiled a list of nearly 900 American goods that will face 25% to 50% tariffs starting on 8 September.
Paper products are among the hardest-hit sectors, with Canada threatening to put tariffs of between 25% and 50% on “toilet paper or face tissue stock” from 8 September in retaliation for a 50% hike from Washington DC.
Though American toilet paper and tissues are often made domestically, they heavily rely on lumber-rich Canada for raw materials. Procter & Gamble, the owner of Charmin toilet paper, said last year that it would have to increase prices amid tariffs that were in place at the time.
born to shit, can’t even wipe. or something
I’m thinking about when it can’t but the mental image that I get isn’t very sanitary to put in mild terms.
Yeah lol that’s why I hedged my language a bit, some people find it unsavory
Assuming the bidet does its job and you aren’t reusing towels before washing them, it’s fine.