That game should really be called 4d chess with multiverse time travel. They “only” added two dimensions to regular chess, but in regular chess the pieces don’t move in all 3 dimensions, only 2.
That being said I have almost 20 hours in this game and am still too stupid for it, even if it’s “only” 4D 😭
Abstract Art of the deal
we had the same inclination. thank you internet twin.
Michael Scott is really the perfect personnification!
“Pretty soon, I will be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States,” Trump said during an address highlighting his administration’s efforts to combat crime in the U.S.
That’ll do it. That’ll stop crime in the US for sure. I can follow the logic
Only losers stick to a single topic. This guy multitasks like no other.
Nope. Not really. All this random multitasking, all the constant never ending bullshit. It’s all actually 1 task.
That 1 task is called “Distract everybody from the epstein files”
Would he even lose his existing base at this point though?
I honestly think the vast majority would drop him. Its their hard line. For now they’re denying he’s in there. But hia plummeting popularity show that some republicans are in agreement that trump is guilty. Which is why they’ve stopped supporting him in recent years.
So I think his base would dramatically shrink. But not die.
How does this dumbfuck manage to get STUPIDER with each passing day? It’s like he’s studying to get a PhD in Imbecility.
His brain is atrophying as his dementia continues to worsen.
I guess there’s still hope then that one of these days a piece of the brain will die where he loses the ability to speak & move. I’ll sleep well tonight to the thought that this vile piece of shit could die slowly, alone and afraid 🤗🛏️
It will be hilarious if Biden out lives him
Lowering the bar, day by day.
Absolutely brilliant Trump. And now that you are at it, why not declare China a US territory too?
I wonder why nobody thought of that before? I guess it’s because they don’t have big brains. 🤡 🤢 🤣Hey poster, can you post a non amp link instead?
Here you are:
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6030671-trump-says-strait-of-hormuz-us-territory/Fixed it. Sorry
😀 👍
Why not just follow Israel’s lead and declare all other countries and the buildings and homes in them property of the United States?
Then everyone else becomes a criminal tresspasser terrorist and they have to do what we say because they’re bad and we’re right and it’s normal and reasonable for us to zip tie a man’s peener and parade him naked in front of his family, and shoot the kids if they so much as look at the rocks that are everywhere because we smashed their neighbors house into rubble the day before.
it’s an oldie but it checks out.
And I declare that trump’s rectum is a Putin territory.
Yeah I’m sure that will work.
until the markets open up on monday.
Damn…I thought I was the emperor of the universe 😞
Anything to distract from the Epstein Files.
Honestly, the “distractions” are at this point so far far worse than the Epstein files themselves are that I do kind of want to focus on them.
Dude probably doesn’t even remember the files, he’s just trying to do crazier shit than yesterday with the knowledge that if he can’t do something crazier then people might catch up.
Trump declares the moon is his.
Film at eleven.
But like, personally his, not America’s.
Somebody tell this 🤡 (and Putin too) that annexations can happen after a war, not during. If you try to do reichskommissariats before the end of the war, you’re in shitty company and people will take you less seriously.
Oh will the US have to give Hawaii back …or is that different?
I think the difference is that Hawaii was annexed in the 1890s not the 2020s things change over time.
Do you have a flag?
