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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Capitalist innovation

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Capitalist innovation

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    voice chat with a chatbot disgost

    calling the chatbot by a name disgost

    using a personal pronoun like “she” for a chatbot visible-disgust

    letting a chatbot handle your jorkin’ it needs and your calorie tracking needs catgirl-disgust

    chatting with the chatbot while you’re out with your human children hillary-disgust

    this gross piece of shit will still go back to using the chatbot after this :disgost:

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      Not only that, but will pretend to be an authority over their children for social guidance, after a brief moment of blunt clarity.

  • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It is extremely funny to use the same app for porn and counting calories. Trying to think of the predecessor to something like this and cracking up at the concept of some old-timey guy who dials his mistress on a rotary telephone to tell her what he had for dinner.

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Bryan Quimby’s childhood imagination of his adult life getting home from a hard day at the jewelry store and telling the phone sex operator about all the Caramellos he ate that day.

  • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Back in my day, we used to have real assistants that were also our side chick!

    yells-at-cloud

    • agentant [any]@hexbear.net
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      Listen sweaty, cheating with the fake assistant is the future, get with the times.

  • InexplicableLunchFiend [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    he used the AI to write this anecdote as well

  • ThatVeganYouHate [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    What the hell did I just read. Can I unread it?

  • mrfugu [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    I would say using an LLM for data collection is a terrible practice, but counting calories already feels like a pseudoscience grift to me.

    • ThatVeganYouHate [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      jokes on you, I ignite all my food in a tube with a bunson burner and measure

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Where is his wife the children’s mother in all this?

  • loathsome dongeater@lemmygrad.ml
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    Regretting the fact that I was not struck amd eviscerated by lightning before I read this

  • Doubledee [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Hey I hate to seem paranoid but can we verify this? I found posts on Reddit (yuck) that I think are the source for this one but the OP there never actually links to a real post as far as I can tell. And like, I hate AI more than most people but I worry that maybe that would make “pathetic AI losers” a style of content bots would generate for interaction.

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Nono that’s a good point. I have no idea if it’s actually real either. Would love if someone could verify

      • Doubledee [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        In some of the comments on the posts people make reference to “Ted” and say this person is notorious in some community that I guess they moderate? But I haven’t been able to find this person.

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