





Notification on my phone “remember this?” And its one of my several trillion pictures of my cat. Yes i do infact remember this
every few months, photos decided to remind me of a picture i took of my baby kitten in a bathtub. She passed away several years ago now, but I love seeing her bratty glare every single time
my phone constantly suggests me to remove “duplicate” photos where it’s a similar looking photo of my cat from different days. No motherfucker, every photo stays
Its so funny I used to take a lot of site photos for new construction jobs and I get one every week or so of a vacant block and its like remember this day in 2017? Nope.
The other ones I get are like checkout this local superstar and it’s a picture of my cat. Which is true she is a superstar!
Lucky, my phone gives me the same notification and it’s the exact same picture of my cat.


Kirk got the Kiryu suit??? 
Better cooked in a pan than boiled or left on rollers to turn into wizard fingers at 7-11
If you’re going to pan fry a sausage, they’ll come out way better if you tear them apart into chunks by hand, so there’s rough bits for the oil to stick to and brown.
This goes triply for vegan sausage btw. The seitan longs for uneven frying.
This goes triply for vegan sausage btw. The seitan longs for uneven frying.
I wish I had known this earlier!
I always like to slice them down the middle and cook them from the inside out.
They used to sell machines that just straight up ran 120V AC straight from the wall through the middle of a hot dog. Not anymore though, because of woke.
Ever stick a wooden skewer through the middle and cut a spiral around it? More nooks and crannies to get stuff to stick to it.
phew what a month

(cw: meat)

Before i had any kids this is exactly the kind of shit I’d get.
Now i don’t use google photos because google cant use my offspring to train ai
Google pull up that photo of the glizzies in the frying pan
USEFUL