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But I’m laying on my belly…
🌌🦈
😧
Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.
Sharknova!
Killer Spacesharks attack from space!
I’ve never thought about it like this. Turns out I’m literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn’t lonely!
It Is true! Now you just have to convince them to have dinner together and spend the night together.
It didn’t take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would’ve loved to be part of it!
Blåhaj moment :3
Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks
Blahaj is here for you 🦈
Behind every successful person there is a shark
Olympic swimmer training is getting out of hand
I support support-sharks
But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?
Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.
Did you know you can drink lava, but only once?
Behind every great man is a shark.
I-i-it’s YOU, isn’t it⁉️
YOU are the one who wants me succeed, aren’t you ⁉️
T-t-thank you ☺️😍
Awww, thank you, shark 🥹
Thank you, shark.
There’s also one in front of me
And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
wholesome blåhaj
