If anywhere was going to be the Charlie Kirk memorial strip club, it’d be in Gila County. Whoever made this knew what they were doing.
Go up the Rim east on 260 to Show Low and you can visit the Trump Store. Maybe you run into George Takei. Steal some shit from the summer houses there, the cops don’t even bother responding to calls. If you make the drive in the winter there will be flatlanders playing in plow wash like they’ve never seen snow before (good chance they haven’t).
Keep going and you hit Springerville, where there’s a combination gun store and pharmacy with a really nice liquor aisle. Settler-occupied northeastern Arizona is one of the strangest places on earth. o7
What’s extra great is across the street from a church and there’s a feed store behind it. I guess we’re gonna have to do an official HexBear road trip.
If you go to the women’s restroom at the Circle K there on the 260, say hi to my phantom side piece. Bring her a couple gallons of loose unsauced spaghetti as an offering and she’ll whisper my name.
A strip club across the street from a church… doesn’t get any more American than that! Unless it’s next to a gun store/“hunting supply” place, I guess.
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Yeah that seems like a totally classy establishment that isn’t just a front for a biker gang.
Pete’s Place has a 4.9 star rating on Google Maps and is by all accounts one of the better strip clubs in Arizona.
It used to be a steakhouse and Pete never took the cow off the sign out front. It’s been a community institution for like 20 years now.
That’s genuinely so fucking funny, I expected it to be an entirely fake image. The lore is appreciated
If anywhere was going to be the Charlie Kirk memorial strip club, it’d be in Gila County. Whoever made this knew what they were doing.
Go up the Rim east on 260 to Show Low and you can visit the Trump Store. Maybe you run into George Takei. Steal some shit from the summer houses there, the cops don’t even bother responding to calls. If you make the drive in the winter there will be flatlanders playing in plow wash like they’ve never seen snow before (good chance they haven’t).
Keep going and you hit Springerville, where there’s a combination gun store and pharmacy with a really nice liquor aisle. Settler-occupied northeastern Arizona is one of the strangest places on earth. o7
Oh wow it’s real boys
What’s extra great is across the street from a church and there’s a feed store behind it. I guess we’re gonna have to do an official HexBear road trip.
If you go to the women’s restroom at the Circle K there on the 260, say hi to my phantom side piece. Bring her a couple gallons of loose unsauced spaghetti as an offering and she’ll whisper my name.
I mean, that’s just a typical highway in a small-medium rural town.
A strip club across the street from a church… doesn’t get any more American than that! Unless it’s next to a gun store/“hunting supply” place, I guess.
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