• tithonis [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      25 days ago

      If anywhere was going to be the Charlie Kirk memorial strip club, it’d be in Gila County. Whoever made this knew what they were doing.

      Go up the Rim east on 260 to Show Low and you can visit the Trump Store. Maybe you run into George Takei. Steal some shit from the summer houses there, the cops don’t even bother responding to calls. If you make the drive in the winter there will be flatlanders playing in plow wash like they’ve never seen snow before (good chance they haven’t).

      Keep going and you hit Springerville, where there’s a combination gun store and pharmacy with a really nice liquor aisle. Settler-occupied northeastern Arizona is one of the strangest places on earth. o7