Smoking a J on my back porch and this big ass thing flies into the tree next to me, and it took my a second to realize it was a fucking big owl.
Def wasn’t Dort Owl, this thing was way to big to be Dort.
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That’s ridiculous, there’s no such thing as owls
What you saw was a goblin
With wings?
Ears
Some of 'em fly like Dumbo
When I was out in Michigan last month I went swimming with some friends in Lake Superior and when we came back to shore this big ass eagle flew right over our heads like maybe 10 feet above at most it was sick as fuck.
I saw a moose once in Minnesota, thing was ankle deep in a lake, which was like 20 feet deep.
the owls are not what they seemOwls are sometimes big.
That sounds hug shaped! Now I wanna hug a big fluffy snowy owl.
Oh, Dort_Owl, c’mere, comrade… you’re awfully hug shaped today…
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👁️ sure it was an Owl?
Sup?
Hey bro, thanks for taking care of all those fucking mice getting into my garbage.
Yim yum mice.
Please don’t leave their skulls on my porch though
That’s where mouse skulls belong.
They know
I read this as “I just saw a HUGE owl smoking a J on my back porch”
Yeah I asked him if he wanted to hit and me and him got baked together.
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