I cannot prove this but I want it to be true
Flything is essentially battle rap.
You flyte like a cow.
How appropriate you flyte like a dairy farmer.
in Ancient Arabia there was a form of poetry iirc, that was basically the equivalent of modern-day diss tracks
That’s so fire
Sounds like an English teacher desperately trying to reach his inner city students
Actually, Shakespeare invented rap!what’s your 15th century peasant street name
gret turnep

Badde Ladde aka Bigge Hogge aka The Enfamouse Y-Rimer
Play-G (pronounced as plague)
Hey I’m starving corvee labour and I’m here to say, burning Ugarit to the ground is the Only Way!
In Wales we have a (rarely practiced nowadays) tradition called pwnco which was a battle of improvised rhyming verse done at various celebrations (most famously Mari Lloyd). QED, it would be historically accurate to have a rap battle segment between peasants.
Aaand now I’m imagining a group of peasants beat boxing










