If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital
You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.
A Bec would be trickier, though.
please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum

Just don’t do doggy with a kyber buttplug, you’re one fart away from manslaughter
Can’t spell manslaughter without man’s laughter!
I found a new entry for the bucket list: ass plasma!
Why not Plassma?
How about plassma?

Y’all gotta hit up Taco Bell and then add ungodly amounts of third party hot sauce.
Hell yeah
Sounds like a plan… 🤔
It doesn’t produce them. It simply emits them. The whole body produces them as a collective effort.
OP’s can’t produce condensates, plasma, or any of the ~45 niche exotic states of matter?
OP produces all forms of shit, even those not discovered yet.
The ass produces nothing, it’s merely a conduit.
I hate in courtrooms when the prosecutor produces a witness and everyone has to wait nine months.
And the 4th with the help of a lighter.
Regular fire is not plasma.
Is this the moment that someone says “Taco Bell”?
Mfers get the tiniest bit of fiber and capsaicin and suddenly their bodies are all like








