I think someone mixed up the storage, and they accidentally recreated John Travolta from the Battlefield Earth movie?

Is it a premonition of them getting bombed and burned to the ground?

Well, as co-founders and co-successors of IG Farben, they are experienced.

I think it is already being done

Is this the moment that someone says “Taco Bell”?

Can’t wait for it to violently collapse under its own stupidity.

Imagine your tongue getting pregnant

That’s a lot of specific conditions to trigger, but yeah… not great.

Deep Fried Memes? I’d visit that!

Well that’s a shame, they could’ve done the whole Max Headroom incident again but nooo.

They ran out of unsuspecting VCs and need time to find fresh ones, the Money Furnace demands more sacrifices!

Nice. Also, very appropriate username :)

the og goatse

Still a whopping 35%, that’s 36 too many.

Are you fucking CRAZY. What the fuck on Earth were the “surrounding circumstances”?

A few thousand kilograms of very manly steel that needs to be driven at very manly speeds of course. /s

Too bad they put such a nice chap on the front page, now we can’t use that rag for TP anymore…

Fuck yeah, I’m supposed to use this garbage as well, under threat almost. My company is ogling tokenmaxxing as a way to push more innovation, might as well vomit out slop…

This is no way to talk about Popeye’s girlfriend!

Fractals bah, Lyapunov did it better (and is still mostly forgotten).

How? Did the “inventor” just slam 2 words into each other and called it a day? Just how?