I’m working on a comedy skit making fun of modern day hero groups where you have people playing as all these exotic races, where you don’t see a single human, dwarf, elf or gnome, where every hero group you hear of is also this bizarre mix of oddities, some of which the average person has never heard of (like the collection of Pathfinder 2e ‘ancestries’ (races)).
I don’t want to offend, but I do also admit that I’m personally frustrated with how rare it is to see a party where most people take traditional races and instead opt for strange beings that go beyond even goblins and orcs.
I recognize that it’s got to be hard to make this joke and hope it lands especially if people are themselves excitedly choosing exotic races; I feel like they’d take it as an attack, which it’s not intended to be but is understandable if people interpret it that way.
I also don’t want people to think this is supposed to reflect real world racism on my part, like racist 40k fans who barely disguise their racism by talking about ‘Xenos’ and fantasizing about war crimes (which nothing best reflects as when you have 40k fans in youtube comments talking about the military invading other countries and how they should be allowed to commit war crimes).
Honestly I’m not even sure why I’m asking as I already feel that it would come off as mean spirited and probably shouldn’t make this; I guess I’m hoping I’m just overestimating how this skit would come across.
I’m thinking maybe one way of making this joke land is if I have one of the heroes point out that humans, elves and dwarves all traveling together is SUPPOSED to be weird because you don’t usually see these races befriending each other, or that historically they’ve warred with each other.


This kinda falls apart once you get to the fact that Swords Coast lore is awkwardly written and super bloated. Also most people just write their own settings anyways it kinda seems.
But maybe there’s something in that? Like I’m imagining a party coming on a “tribe of minotaurs” or something and it devolves into a philosophical conversation until there’s one covered in rings holding an axe saying something along the lines of “This system is 40 years old and it’s a continuous canon! What am I anymore?! Am I a sloppy analogy for the need to consolidate your basil animalistic needs with higher minded humanistic ideals or am I just some kind of racist characture? Am I both?! My lore sheet says my balls get pierced for every time I kill someone in battle! WHAT AM I?!”
And then it just hard cuts to the DM face down at the table.