In my travels I have noticed these gamer archetypes
The person who plays 1 game forever: you’ve done nothing wrong i just dont like you for reasons i cant explain
The Nintendo only gamer: same as above but you also smell like poo
The competitive gamer: scum
The cosy gamer: too close to the plays 1 game forever except you might play 2 games
The completionist: you have problems
Fighting game players: theyre just like competitive gamers but also covered head to toe in fecal matter and piss
Gamers: ontologically evil
PC gamers: turbo scum
Console gamers: freezer full of totinos pizza rolls
Board gamers: sexy sex sex sexy awoooga awoooga, they got that new board game smell
Mobile gamers: ….
Farmville players: 
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playing a game but shaking my head in disapproval the whole time so people know i’m not a gamer
GOOD post, all of these descriptions are objectively correct except farmville players
Hey now my grandma is a very nice person
First of all, GOOD post
Also, in my experience, Nintendo gamers are more like the Disney adults of gamers. And they usually have okay hygiene, if only because they want to keep their shelves of collectables presentable.
MODS MODS MODS this post is too good
how can i have problems if i completed them checkmate owlteists
Now the bait is laid I wait for my engagement
I especially hate the gamer that played with my heart.
im the pirate guy who plays games sometimes: i download the games, i install them which takes longer than it does for me to play and realize its a piece of shit and im glad i didn’t waste money, and then i delete it. rinse and repeat
I feel like there’s a difference between people who simply like games and maybe even play them as a hobby, and Gamers™. Gamers are the fucking worst.
Sometimes these categories overlap. What do u do then
