In my travels I have noticed these gamer archetypes

The person who plays 1 game forever: you’ve done nothing wrong i just dont like you for reasons i cant explain

The Nintendo only gamer: same as above but you also smell like poo

The competitive gamer: scum

The cosy gamer: too close to the plays 1 game forever except you might play 2 games

The completionist: you have problems

Fighting game players: theyre just like competitive gamers but also covered head to toe in fecal matter and piss

Gamers: ontologically evil

PC gamers: turbo scum

Console gamers: freezer full of totinos pizza rolls

Board gamers: sexy sex sex sexy awoooga awoooga, they got that new board game smell

Mobile gamers: ….

Farmville players: