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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 month ago

What % is your phone battery at. Get the same number as I'm thinking of and win a prize

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What % is your phone battery at. Get the same number as I'm thinking of and win a prize

KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 month ago
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  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    Chat is my bean cooked

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      please recharge your phone already

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        Baby i got juice for days

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    I don’t give out PII to strangers on the interweb. ecoterrorist

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Beansonal Beandentifiable Beanformation

  • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    66

    last time st kilda won a premiership lmao

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      WE HAVE A WINNNNNNNNERRRRR GO SAINTERS

      beanis beanis beanis

      • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        KNOCK FKN KNOCK

  • Letztertod [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    44!

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      The correct number has been hit and the Main Prize has been won but thank you for sharing and peas have some beans for your troubles :beanis 🫘🫘👈

      • Letztertod [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Yes I saw but I still commented for the heck of it hahaha thanks for the beans!

    • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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      Oh wow I was pretty close at 48%. Forgot to charge my phone last night

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    94, thanks for reminding me to charge it, that was close.

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Like the phone from Speed that can’t go under 90 or it explodes

      Have some beans btw 🫛🫛🫘👈

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    420

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Your phone battery swole-chonk

      • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        It’s puffing up like a pillow it’s got so much power in it

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netM
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    exactly 50% thanks for getting me to look that was satisfying

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Perfectly beanlanced as all things should be 🥄👈

      Oh also you don’t win. Have a bean beanis

  • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Ninety five

    • elpaso [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      That’s what my phone is at rn 😭

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Hahaha silly phone batteries don’t go that high. Have a bean and run along now beanis

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    76

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Thanks for playing, but unfortunately that’s not the number. A bean is yours as a token of thanks for playing beanis

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    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Respectable effort but unfortunately the prize has been won and claimed, I’ll see if we have anything left over

      Okay you’re in luck here ar some beans beanis 🫘🫘

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    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      What are you doing with all that extra battery charge??? You don’t need that much. Greedy.

      Have some beans beanis 🫘🫘

      • Mataresian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I’ve got to be fully charged in case I get kidnapped.

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          I would hate for that to happen, please keep your battery charged

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    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      A sensible amount to have. Not the number i was thinking of, but deserving of some beans 🫛🫛🫘

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    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      So close!!! But not the number. Beans are yours beanis 🫘🫘🫘🫘👈

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    55

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Good number, alas not the one in my head. Havw a bean beanis

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    62 here

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Not quite, but thanks for playing

      here's your booby prize 🎁

      beanis


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