Where can I get an outfit that stunning?
There used to be Sears stores in Canada but the last ones finally closed in the 2010s. Youll need the hourglass and dagger of time, bring them to me and I will assist you
How evil are you really?
Oh, im really really evil. Super duper evil. I have many plans that are bad, morally. But I think they are fantastic plans that will hurt many people who are good. I am like sooooo evil
You’re wearing three full length layers in the desert?
My blood runs cold cause im evil. Also its my work uniform
You know if you’re the only evil Vizier in the palace you could probably just stand firm and get yourself a pair of shorts
I thought so too and I asked the Maharajah, he said nope and that’s why I betrayed him.
Wait you already overthrew the Raj? So why are you still calling yourself the Vizier?
I was created by the greatest source of evil, the French
Are you also the evil vizier from the original games?
How did Ubisoft react when they found out their flagship “Prince of Peugeot” series was marketed under the wrong name and they had to start over?
They gave me a car as a promotional thing and I had to give it back. Still got taxed for it. Another motive for my betrayal
