This is, like, the fifth time I’ve seen this headline. Everytime the mention that one study that says people get the disorder from eating too much cat shit. Sure. That totally sounds like a thing that happens often enough for a study to find that as a significant cause. This article, however, said that study met “mixed reception.” So it went on for a few minutes without saying anything and concluded “We just don’t know enough about the link between schizophrenia and cats.” This, my comrades, is real science.

Literally if u ever look at old timey discoveries it’ll be like: Some dude in 1930, “We force fed 500 children cat feces for science!”
No wonder all those kids were scowling and smoking cigarettes in the old pictures