WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoThis policy has been A/B tested, stress-tested, and QA tested for the past week. It passes. My first official policy is creating human-sized nukes and then sentencing individual zionists to nuking.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareThis policy has been A/B tested, stress-tested, and QA tested for the past week. It passes. My first official policy is creating human-sized nukes and then sentencing individual zionists to nuking.WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square7linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHakFoo@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou’re doomed. I didn’t see the words “gas prices” once. Voters, you see, can only hold a single thought in their head: if you promise them dinosaur juice at 40 cents per litre, they’ll happily kneel down and worship a dried out rat carcass.
minus-squareWokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou’re valid. You’re heard. Let me run tac-nuke-powered cars by my guys and I’ll get back to you .
minus-squareWokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoInitial polling is suggesting motorcycles with gun-powered engine starters like the gunblade in FF8 might appeal better to our target demographics.
You’re doomed. I didn’t see the words “gas prices” once.
Voters, you see, can only hold a single thought in their head: if you promise them dinosaur juice at 40 cents per litre, they’ll happily kneel down and worship a dried out rat carcass.
You’re valid. You’re heard. Let me run tac-nuke-powered cars by my guys and I’ll get back to you .
Initial polling is suggesting motorcycles with gun-powered engine starters like the gunblade in FF8 might appeal better to our target demographics.