Avocado actually tastes good if it isn’t picked unripe and shipped to Ohio
Avocado doesn’t work like that. It doesn’t start ripening until it’s picked. Can’t help you with the Ohio part though.
Well, it’s fucking disgusting in the Midwest. I thought I didn’t like it until I moved back to California. How could storage and shipment affect it so?
I recall the Midwest had a preponderance of Fuerte avocados (the smoothish green-skinned ones). Hass avocados (with rough black skin) are far better.
The best I ever had was a grapefruit-sized black spherical avocado from a friend’s tree in Long Beach. The flesh was dark green and ridiculously flavorful. Best guac ever.
Interesting! I bet that had something to do with it.
You’re either insane, or your grocers store them in the worst possible conditions.
it’s the grocers. can’t explain it, but i’ve lived a lot of places and there’s something special about the avocados in socal
People don’t believe me when I say avocados in the Toronto area are not good. “They’re the same avocados!” they’ll say, but I lived in SoCal and no, they are not the same damned avocados.
They’re not sending their best.
It’s not just me!
I am insane, yes, but also I don’t think Ohio grocers in the '90s knew what to do with avocadoes
I live in the Midwest, and usually they’re hard at the store, so you have to plan ahead. You want nachos Sunday? Buy the avocados on Thursday. Boom.
That’s avocadoes everywhere. They just also taste like shit in Ohio.
suspect this is more of an ohio issue than an avocado issue. good luck with that.
Oh, I solved the Ohio problem.
FOR YOU MAYBE. It’s still a problem for the rest of us.
I’m not stopping you from solving your own problems.
As someone in Ohio, this is correct.
But clean penis? Next you’ll tell me it tastes like unicorn horn.
Let’s meet up in California and you can do a side-by-side comparison
Username checks out.
You are making it sound like Ohio is where flavor goes to die
It is.
What’s the opposite of “Flavortown?”
Cleveland
I’ll happily volunteer to help in the side by side comparison test.
In this scenario are you the pitcher or the catcher, so to speak, or are you envisioning a reciprocal switcheroo kind of mutual exploration and experimentation arrangement?
When I was a teenager one of my friends claimed he could suck his own dick.
Most of us believed him because he had a track record of many impressive sounding but implausible claims.
I did check, of course, and he might have been bendier or more well endowed than me, but I suspect he was just less truthful.
Anyway, I’ve tried guacamole, but I’ve never had avocado as such.
I’m willing to do whatever it takes for science
I’ll be round at about 8pm then. Do you still live at that place on Oxford Road? Or we could go to that Italian place on Beesdale Street first if you like, say 6:45 for 7? Maybe it’s better to be trying new stuff before we eat. I can make it to yours for about 5:45. Then again, maybe the meal out and get plastered first would give us a bit of dutch courage. Are you nervous? I think I might be coming across as a bit nervous.
In this scenario are you the pitcher or the catcher, so to speak, or are you envisioning a reciprocal switcheroo kind of mutual exploration and experimentation arrangement?
Yes.
What’s your safe word?
Does clean penis taste like butter to people?
I know a way we can find out. Meet me behind the Wendy’s in 30 minutes.
Sir, this is a Wen…. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
If I clean it with butter, yes
In households where the butter is mixed with spunk, yes.
I’m not clicking that.
Yep, in Nahuatl, they’re bollock fruit.
Instructions unclear. I fucked an avocado.
I’ll take the guacamole please!
One smashed penis coming up!
I was more thinking of a bowl full of clean penises, but one flacky one is ok too i guess :)
Maybe their reference wasn’t that clean since avocado tastes like ass.
So unclean penis?
Clean or unclean ass?
