Sounds like a smoking incident at a refinery to me.

As far as I’m aware it’d be coincidence, but half my family tree is a mystery that I intentionally leave unanswered, so who knows?

Huge actually, I didn’t know he even could come to a realization.

I can’t eat a brownie unless it’s $ shaped

They should really be sued for that show.

Or spiritual successor to goat simulator.

Last package of the da… Yo wtf?!?

Just toss a few teaspoons of black hole in there.

It’s stupid not to. Solar panels make line go up.

That’s a sweet car, I wonder what the downforce is at 150 mph. Holy shit, it’s only 2400 lbs?

Wait, am I European? Why am I converting units in my head? If I were European, shouldn’t I just think in metric? Holy fuck, I can’t read metric! There’s too many places for the decimal to go! Why is the cubed number bigger than 3?

Did you need him for the mushroom soup?

I read this while currently celebrating… Easter. Yeah, that’s it.

Gulag has no record of parents. Maybe on Ukraine front?

And trump just opened up protected forest for logging. Yay! Accelerationism! Can’t wait till the destruction of the planet FORCES the hand of God to come back. You know, cause blackmailing a god, if there were such a thing, would be a great idea! 🙄

Yup. Everything I wanted to be as a child. “That’s unrealistic, give up. Get a degree and work in a cubicle. You’re too lazy to ever be an athlete.”

So I’ve spent the last 3 months telling my mother she’s too stupid to vote, and pointed out that trump agrees.

Yes, mostly meaningless elections. I wouldn’t even expect midterms, let alone the national.

I read this in Vernor herzogs voice.

Bruh, it’s a meaningless poll. There’s no election coming up. Hoping and pretending isn’t going to change anything. Forget any pretense of another election.

Ya gotta check your kids Halloween candy for drugs! Even though that has never happened at any time in history other than the guy poisoning his own kids (or step kids?) candy. But every year there’s a big deal about it.

I cannot for the life of me understand the love for this movie. But the love for it spans generations so assume I’m the one in the wrong, but I just don’t see it.