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CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

There's a red button and a blue button. If more people press the blue button, everyone shids their pants. If more people press the red button, everyone pisses their pants. What do you press?

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There's a red button and a blue button. If more people press the blue button, everyone shids their pants. If more people press the red button, everyone pisses their pants. What do you press?

CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago
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    I’m taking a principled absence from pressing any buttons until the people are supplied with a cum button

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      There already is one, you just have to reach into the butthole to press it

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    xi-button The purple button

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      Both those are red, comrade_piss

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    Red

    It’s easier to clean later

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    I shid my pants and then press the red button

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    What happens if it’s an exactly 50/50 split

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      Liquidy shart

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    spongebob-i-fucking-love I love drumkits!

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    Both buttons

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    Blue button because pooping isn’t going to hurt anyone but some small number of people who piss their pants will die of accidental electrocution.

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    I press the secret button that inverts the wires on the red and blue so everyone gets a surprise

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