Seriously? KoRn? Do the kids remember Freak on a Leash? This is one of the funniest enshitifications I’ve seen yet. I’m going to be laughing about this for weeks. Fucking KoRn. Lmao.
2026 madmen like “let’s make an ad to scare moms from 1998” it’s Diablo … and KoRn! Is Marilyn Manson lurking back there?
numetal is all terrible
If it was 2004 I’d be so mad at you right now
Kids listen to Korn in 2026 as identity performance, like listening to Bob Dylan in the 90s. That’s how bad things have gotten
remember when they did the soundtrack to the game Haze? despite being a huge fan I heard the song once, thought it was meh, then didnt hear about that game again until like 15 years later from a youtube video lol
Damn I forgot all about that game, nice pull
Johnathan Davis needs to eat too
He can’t survive on just the proceeds from his corn whiskey
I’m imagining him tinkering with a brass still but instead of whistling he’s doing that “scatting but for metal” thing he does
