Seriously? KoRn? Do the kids remember Freak on a Leash? This is one of the funniest enshitifications I’ve seen yet. I’m going to be laughing about this for weeks. Fucking KoRn. Lmao.
2026 madmen like “let’s make an ad to scare moms from 1998” it’s Diablo … and KoRn! Is Marilyn Manson lurking back there?


Kids listen to Korn in 2026 as identity performance, like listening to Bob Dylan in the 90s. That’s how bad things have gotten