Seriously? KoRn? Do the kids remember Freak on a Leash? This is one of the funniest enshitifications I’ve seen yet. I’m going to be laughing about this for weeks. Fucking KoRn. Lmao.
2026 madmen like “let’s make an ad to scare moms from 1998” it’s Diablo … and KoRn! Is Marilyn Manson lurking back there?
Johnathan Davis needs to eat too
He can’t survive on just the proceeds from his corn whiskey
I’m imagining him tinkering with a brass still but instead of whistling he’s doing that “scatting but for metal” thing he does