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I bet between ao3 and r34 there’s more Draculas than you can shake a dick at
Yeah, but they’re all Christopher Lee. That should only count as one.
You gotta listen for the “ah ah ah ah” to know he’s done Counting, duh.
I was telling my friend that the vampire from Sesame Street was my favorite vampire. They said, “I don’t think he counts.” and I replied, “He most assuredly does.”
Gottem. 🤣🤘🏻
(I wrote it as mine, but full disclosure: It’s a joke out there that I absolutely stole, but I don’t want anyone to think I wrote it)
