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    4 months ago

    lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP

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    I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.

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      I knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.

      Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee

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    I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It’s fun seeing them in the wild.

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    Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

    I’ve never understood not wiping.

    I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.

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      Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

      Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.

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    A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”

    He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”

    • Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      gross and demeaning.

      no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.

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          pools have chemicals, filters, and chemicals.

          The pool at my community center has a proceedure where you are to at the very least rinse yourself off before going into the pool. Its not really a place for kids except for swim lessons. its just lanes for lap swimming. Proceedure is to clean yourself both before and after the pool. why so many use a swim cap to protect their hair.

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        There’s no sign saying you can’t use your wang to open the door. It’s just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.

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    Because I believe my actions in the “third” act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.

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    I do 99 time out of 100, but imma point out that if I’m just urinating, I can go to the bathroom without touching anything but my belt loops. So what would be the reason to wash, if anything wetting hands would increase the chance of contamination.

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      Because peeing spreads around microscopic pee particles that go many places. Same for flushing after pooping squirts poop particles around.

      IIRC, that luteral crap can spread around 2 meters of a toilet

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      Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:

      it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes

      Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you’re a sitter. If you’re a sitter, then you’re probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!

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        “covered in your own pee” is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have “piss soaked” underwear.

        I’m so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it’s actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    My dick is cleaner then the faucet and I use multiple layers of shit tickets so my finger doesn’t end up in my butthole like when I was a kid.

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    I wash em before pissing. My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not

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      Do you only pee right after a shower?

      Also those drops of piss left on your penis get absorbed by your underwear.

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            I guarantee you that less than 1% of dick-havers wipe their pee hole after peeing. Even if you were to do that, there’s a good chance that a little more would come out as you’re walking away (particularly as you age). It’s natural, but thanks for the gas lighting!