If you don’t kiss me specifically you’re an anti-semite actually. Everyone please line up to kiss me immediately.

If he thinks Mr. Met hates Israel too much, just wait till he meets Gritty.

if you ignore my romantic overtures and do not hug and kiss me in public, it means you are Hezbollah.

The Boy Who Cried Wolfenstein

(There’s a real lesson here about picking your spots carefully when you’re calling something out)