He’s not cruci-fucking around!

I came here to help lepers and kick ass, looks like I’m all out of lepers.

This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser beam eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.

OK but WINGS on the unicorn? As if anybody would believe a holy man rides a flying horse.

Is this the one where Good and Evil American natives fight for a pair of golden plates you can only read from inside a hat?