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minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·4 months agoPaying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row is a fantastic story at least. That’s hilarious.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·4 months agoaccidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row. five whole lemons. i really wish she’d told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons
minus-squareDeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 months agoIf she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoi have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons… i am dressed pretty slutty. am… am i the whore?
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months ago am… am i the whore? Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoNo wait, you’re doing it backwards. Whores are the financially responsible ones, they accept money, not give it.
Paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row is a fantastic story at least. That’s hilarious.
accidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row.
five whole lemons.
i really wish she’d told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons
If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them
i have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons…
i am dressed pretty slutty.
am… am i the whore?
Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉
here eat 50 slices
No wait, you’re doing it backwards. Whores are the financially responsible ones, they accept money, not give it.