Grim Pickins’
Laundry! The Musical Part 1
The Diary of Horatio Mazell
Blink and You’ll Miss It
The Cavern
Lactose: Intolerant
A Swift Flight to Anchorage
The Unlimited Fridge
Hootenany 2: Requiem
Grim Pickins’
Laundry! The Musical Part 1
The Diary of Horatio Mazell
Blink and You’ll Miss It
The Cavern
Lactose: Intolerant
A Swift Flight to Anchorage
The Unlimited Fridge
Hootenany 2: Requiem
Pontiff No Return
The Death and Murder of Robert B. Lively
Death by Cloud
Death by Cloud 2: Revenge of Satan Lake
Death by Cloud 3: This Abomination, Earth!
Bear Witness: The Trial of Yogi Bear
Poor Me, Pour Me
The Fustigators
I Will Punch Your Head!
And Kick You Too!: I Will Punch Your Head Part 2
Snake Oil Sunrise: A Phineas Q. Swenson Mystery
Deadly Doll
White Snow, Red Blood
Laserslave
Laserslave 2: Civil Laser War
I Kill Cops
Shoot Every Pig: I Kill Cops 2
Bad Times In Skeletontown
Wet
Return To Castle Thundercastle
A Billion Boiled Bastards
I should probably stop here or we’ll all be here for hours
These are fantastic!
I Will Punch Your Head! Literally put me into a giggle fit
Aw shucks…
I should probably write some of these as actual movies
And also get back to editing my book more for publishing
Creating is hard
Making up names is easy. Troy McClure core
I already have pitches for most of these, because that’s how my brain works
I don’t think Warner Brothers will want a movie where Yogi Bear is on trial for killing Ranger Ben, but it would certainly be a lot better than those ghoulish Pooh: Blood and Honey movies
I’d love to hear em, but it’s Ranger Smith, not Ben
I know, he’s the new rookie ranger who tragically dies on his first day out of Ranger academy
Ranger Smith spends the movie in a deep depression, blaming himself for letting the rookie go out solo
There’s a pretty big chance you arent Canadian but are you familiar with Red Green? But Ranger Gord being brought in would make a lot of narrative sense and be and amazing crossover
About as familiar as I am with Trailer Park Boys
Which is to say I should watch it again, see some more Randy Bo-bandy
Is this italicised cos it’s a foreign film?
I was thinking more of a taut thriller where the twist is that the POV character is assassinated at the end if the first act and the perspective changes to follow the assassin, why they carried out the hit and their effort to escape fhe authorities