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minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up76·2 months agoCuttlefish are mad smart … and they only live for two years.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·2 months agoSmart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoWhat shit? It’s not like they have to work.
minus-squarechingadera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·2 months agoThat’s racist, are you calling all cephalopods lazy?
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months ago Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoLiving is work.
minus-squarebored_boar_onboard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoSmart enough to get out before they have credit scores.
minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 months agoCuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE! EDIT: Just found this in the wild:
minus-squareFleur_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down16·2 months agoEating dogs is morally good actually since pet dogs are a massive drain on the environment.
minus-squarebelastend@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoEating Humans is morally good actually since humans are a massive drain on the environment.
minus-squarebelastend@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoGonna fire up the grill, do you wanna be the first steak?
minus-squarebelastend@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoNono, you’re not getting the first steak, you’ll be the first steak ^^
minus-squareFleur_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoHaha aww thanks ☺️, I’m sure it’s reallyyy gooddd🤠 I’m vegan tho😋 haha
minus-squarenul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThe solution would be to spay and nueter them if that were true.
minus-squareFleur_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoOnly a viable option for rich people’s dogs if they are willing to pay a carbon offset tax. Poor people dogs unfortunately have to be braised and sautéed.
Cuttlefish are mad smart … and they only live for two years.
Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.
What shit? It’s not like they have to work.
That’s racist, are you calling all cephalopods lazy?
Living is work.
Smart enough to get out before they have credit scores.
Cuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream
Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE!
EDIT: Just found this in the wild:
Eating dogs is morally good actually since pet dogs are a massive drain on the environment.
Eating Humans is morally good actually since humans are a massive drain on the environment.
Yesss exactly!!
Gonna fire up the grill, do you wanna be the first steak?
Oh no, I’m vegan thanks
Nono, you’re not getting the first steak, you’ll be the first steak ^^
Haha aww thanks ☺️, I’m sure it’s reallyyy gooddd🤠 I’m vegan tho😋 haha
The solution would be to spay and nueter them if that were true.
Only a viable option for rich people’s dogs if they are willing to pay a carbon offset tax. Poor people dogs unfortunately have to be braised and sautéed.