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I went to restock on my pitstick and I struggled to find it due to the redesign
I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw it as it now looks so damn similar to one of friend’s suits
I went to restock on my pitstick and I struggled to find it due to the redesign
I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw it as it now looks so damn similar to one of friend’s suits
Women’s products have scents like ‘lavender’ and ‘peach.’
Men’s have names like ‘wolf thorn’ and ‘black ice.’
I also enjoy how it’s apparently “sweet citrus scent”. I was expecting “wolf thorn” to smell like a lot of things, but neither sweet nor citrus was one of them…
I did a search and saw one plant called ‘wolf thorn’
Wolf thorn [one word or two] sounds like a character in a ‘GOT’ ripoff.
Also, according to my spellcheck function, ‘wolfthorn’ is not a word.
Ah, good point that it might be a plant after all. Apparently, it’s native to South Africa: https://kumbulanursery.co.za/plants/lycium-oxycarpum
No idea, if they’d actually brand a fragrance with such a relatively unknown plant, and that webpage unfortunately doesn’t say whether the plant is citrusy or sweet, but another name for it is “honey-thorn”, so…
My guess is that the marketing department comes up with the names [after extensive research] and then they randomly assign those names to whatever product comes along.
Research seems mixed as to which gender is more aware of scents.
I’m pretty sure it’s all about the names. They are betting that women like ‘pretty’ names associated with things they know, and the guys want something that sounds badass, whatever it actually smells like.
I once had a deodorant whose scent was “trench warfare”. Gave me a little chuckle every time. I think my current scent is “Livid Monarchism” or something. Lavender is nice too though.
I have a facial cream “for men”, the sales pitch was how it shields your skin when braving sharp winds and weather xD
Does it do a better job than Vaseline?
I’m pretty sure you could sell bubbly baths to men, just by arguing about the heat insulation of the foam and how much more effective it is to keep the water warm
or a tactical bra that keeps you ergonomic and secuted
in case you need to run up and down a flight of stairs to rescue a family of 5 from a burning building
Cool, I’m going to need way more abstraction and euphemism to shelter the tissue of masculinity I cloak myself in though 😎
Uhhh that gun powder, piss and death scent 🥵
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Don’t forget the sweet but savory smell of mustard gas
Mmmm spicy wind.
I get that after eating a hot pastrami sandwich.
Mixed with crotchrot
Yes, company, please tell us all what “naval supremacy” smells like
Mine’s leather and cookies.
“Wolfthorn” is orange, lychee, coconut, and pineapple. At least according to my search just now.
I accidentally bought a bodywash that’s apparently 50% menthol. It smells like cough syrup