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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago

Can I return this slime pls? It's too glooby.

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Can I return this slime pls? It's too glooby.

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    looking for a new slime

    ask the cashier if their slime is squishy or glooby

    she doesnt understand

    pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is squishy and what is glooby

    she laughs and says “it’s a good slime comrade"

    buy a slime

    its glooby

  • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Irresponsible fucking slime owners like you make me sick, you can’t just let it ooze into your heart and home and then decide “it’s too glooby” when IT’S TOO LATE! And if you knew ANYTHING about what you were doing raising a slime you’d KNOW IT WOULD GET GLOOBY. And now you just want to TAKE IT BACK? Oughtta take YOU OUT BACK.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      New tagline just dropped

      • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        6 days ago

        <3

  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    Do you have the receipt?

  • cmhickman358 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This nation was built on the gloobiness of its slimes!

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    you’ve already licked it tho

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Nuh uh

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Yuh huh

        • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          Ok maybe I licked the corner of a slime but not this one

  • DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    There will always be bucket of slop. Grins. : )

  • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    Glooby pls…

  • CascadeOfLight [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    THIS SLIME is TOO GLOOBY for WOKE MILLENNIALS

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      oooaaaaaaauhhh TFW GOOP IS WOKE?!

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