We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Hell yeah, I take that as a win
Happy birthday, your license plate is now expired 🖕
Happy birthday, you are due for a teeth cleaning.
Colonoscopy.
As someone who doesn’t care to celebrate their birthday, cannot relate. Honestly could care less. The only thing it does for me is give me an excuse to eat a cake by myself and I really don’t need another such excuse rn tbh. lol
Same here, I don’t understand what the fuss is about with birthdays. I haven’t celebrated a single one since I turned 18 and I don’t miss it. Celebrating mostly reminds me how old I’ve gotten which is just depressing.
Congratulations on not dying since the last time the earth went around the sun!
Would make a good shirt, honestly. lol
Honestly could care less.
So you do care?
Yes, but it’s not defined how much.
thatradomguy even spelled his own username wrong. He’s clearly winning in life, which explains his entire outlook.
Ok lmao
This is kinda wrong. Amazon will definitely remember your birthday, send you a birthday wish, then give you a 2 dollar voucher with the minimum spending of 500 dollar, if you subscribe to 3 years Amazon Prime right now. They’re generous like that.
I don’t have an Amazon account.
